Man Dies from Breathing Own Farts

This one was sent to me by a colligue, had to share xD

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but an autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. According to the article, "He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating 'this deadly gas.'" Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized."

Moral of the story is: if yer gonna eat beans, keep the bedroom window open at night.

Taip-ooooooh

Just a short post during work, but this was too good to pass up. A student popped in just now, and in a thick african accent wished me a "Happy Violence Day". Now I know what he MEANT but what the hell? :3 To all my fellow single people out there or if you just think V-day is a waste of time, lets make this our own official "Violence Day" instead! >:D

Bleeeeeep....

So here's a thought: Is society over saturating the young with the facts, laws and norms it has become comfortable with and now wants to push down on as many as possible? Just seems to me like almost everywhere you go, people, particularly young'ns stick to a somewhat sterile, cold, hard, factual [even though most cases the facts in question are simply an oppinion /:3] you know, almost like they're being turned into single minded organic machines no longer thinking for themselves, discovering new things and deducing their own way of thinking around it.

Fill them full of logic,
and bring them to the floor,
and make them dance,
a dance of death.